Wednesday, November 9, 2011
RULES OF THE BEACH
1. The beach is a place of peace and relaxation. Even while dragging a chair, bucket for shells, umbrella, nets, beach bag, purse, beach towel, drink, cell phone, and camera with you through the sand.
2. Even though the beach all looks the same, always drag all the above items further down the beach for no reason what so ever.
8. When it is time to go, you will drag your chair, umbrella, and supplies back to the car wondering WHY did I set up so far from the car? Leave the sand on the beach, even though it seems that buckets full end up in the car no matter how long you rinse and brush off sand.
9. A red nose means - whoops!!! You forgot the suntan lotion again.
A true beach babe happily follows the above rules - because she knows she lives in paradise!